forgottenmagia: (and discard the evidence)
byakuren "turbo granny" hijiri ƸӜƷ 聖白蓮 ([personal profile] forgottenmagia) wrote2011-12-09 06:57 pm

01  ❀  I’VE SPENT SO LONG SITTING DOWN HERE

I - [335 Brady Lane, morning of Tuesday]

[Hi, folks. Looks like the house has a new mom. Because there's a screech coming from the 'parents'' bedroom. And a frantic scrambling. And sudden clunking sounds. It seems she's fallen down the entire flight of stairs from the top floor to the bottom. She's at the landing, laying on her face.]

Ouch.

[Whelp, looks like she's not dead, at least.]

I do believe this is my bad karma for today. 

II - [phone - Wednesday morning]

Ah! Is this device working? Hello, populace of Mayfield. My name is Byakuren Hijiri. I'm the founder and head of the Buddhist Myouren Temple back in Gensokyo, Japan. I do ask, is anyone here from home? I tried to make contact yesterday, but the snow was interfering rather badly.

Additonally, if anyone ever wishes to study about our dharma-- [Something in the background cuts her off.]

III - [Brady Lane, morning - Friday]

[GUESS WHO'S NEVER SHOVELED SNOW BEFORE, GUYS. She seems to think it's some sort of fun activity. Because she's outside of her house, shoveling away and singing some sort of Japanese folk song.]

Now, I don't get why I hear people complaining about this activity so much. It's very invigorating. Hi-ho...

IV - [Church - evening, Friday]

[GUESS WHO'S ALSO NEVER BEEN TO A PLACE LIKE THIS. Mayfield is full of ~*~wonders~*~, guys. So don't mind her if you see her there, flipping through the prayer books, gaping in awe at the stained glass windows and pews, and generally just skipping over the tiles on the floor like a giddy schoolgirl.]

My, my, Christian churches are so lovely for the eyes.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
...Not the kind of monster I meant.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
You just met me. You don't know anything.

...Whatever. Believe what you want, but it won't come true.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but the bitch isn't me, is she, now? I don't know about her, but bad things happen when I'm not left alone.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
...Huh?

[You Touhous confuse him.]

Heh. You don't get it, do you? People in contact with me tend to suffer.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a bad person, so that kind of shit's bound to follow me, isn't it? As the most powerful Esper ever created, there are plenty of people coming after me at all times, anyway.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't born with my powers. The scientists in the shitty city I live in gave them to me.

What I was born as is a villain, so there's no way I can be anything else but evil. It doesn't matter if my deeds are good or bad, I'll still be a bad person no matter what.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're not going to change my mind. This is just the way things are, and I've accepted it.

[HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.]

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite an annoying woman, aren't you?

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not particularly concerned with what I eat.

[He can't cook and has lived off of microwaveable food, junk food, and fast food all of his life. Oops.]

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Why?

Mayfield. A shitty little town in 1950s America.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
...Whatever. Don't expect anything in return.

[A sigh as he sits down at the table, crossing his legs like a girl.]

They do awful shit sometimes.