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byakuren "turbo granny" hijiri ƸӜƷ 聖白蓮 ([personal profile] forgottenmagia) wrote2011-12-09 06:57 pm

01  ❀  I’VE SPENT SO LONG SITTING DOWN HERE

I - [335 Brady Lane, morning of Tuesday]

[Hi, folks. Looks like the house has a new mom. Because there's a screech coming from the 'parents'' bedroom. And a frantic scrambling. And sudden clunking sounds. It seems she's fallen down the entire flight of stairs from the top floor to the bottom. She's at the landing, laying on her face.]

Ouch.

[Whelp, looks like she's not dead, at least.]

I do believe this is my bad karma for today. 

II - [phone - Wednesday morning]

Ah! Is this device working? Hello, populace of Mayfield. My name is Byakuren Hijiri. I'm the founder and head of the Buddhist Myouren Temple back in Gensokyo, Japan. I do ask, is anyone here from home? I tried to make contact yesterday, but the snow was interfering rather badly.

Additonally, if anyone ever wishes to study about our dharma-- [Something in the background cuts her off.]

III - [Brady Lane, morning - Friday]

[GUESS WHO'S NEVER SHOVELED SNOW BEFORE, GUYS. She seems to think it's some sort of fun activity. Because she's outside of her house, shoveling away and singing some sort of Japanese folk song.]

Now, I don't get why I hear people complaining about this activity so much. It's very invigorating. Hi-ho...

IV - [Church - evening, Friday]

[GUESS WHO'S ALSO NEVER BEEN TO A PLACE LIKE THIS. Mayfield is full of ~*~wonders~*~, guys. So don't mind her if you see her there, flipping through the prayer books, gaping in awe at the stained glass windows and pews, and generally just skipping over the tiles on the floor like a giddy schoolgirl.]

My, my, Christian churches are so lovely for the eyes.
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
There are many from your world but how many of them are close to you I can't say.

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[identity profile] unknownmatter.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[hello not!mom, Kakine is going to greet you by stepping on your head while you're down.]

Depends on who you are and what you're doing here. I can show you some bad karma if you deserve it. Are you new here too, or is there something I should know about you? Don't fucking try to keep secrets about this place from me.

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[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who shows up to greet her

With his gun.]

Oi, what the hell are you doing in my house?

[Sigh. Please don't say you woke up here...]

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[identity profile] ninetailservant.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There is suddenly a yellow fox nearby, Byakuren. What do you do?]

What are you doing?