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byakuren "turbo granny" hijiri ƸӜƷ 聖白蓮 ([personal profile] forgottenmagia) wrote2011-12-09 06:57 pm


I - [335 Brady Lane, morning of Tuesday]

[Hi, folks. Looks like the house has a new mom. Because there's a screech coming from the 'parents'' bedroom. And a frantic scrambling. And sudden clunking sounds. It seems she's fallen down the entire flight of stairs from the top floor to the bottom. She's at the landing, laying on her face.]


[Whelp, looks like she's not dead, at least.]

I do believe this is my bad karma for today. 

II - [phone - Wednesday morning]

Ah! Is this device working? Hello, populace of Mayfield. My name is Byakuren Hijiri. I'm the founder and head of the Buddhist Myouren Temple back in Gensokyo, Japan. I do ask, is anyone here from home? I tried to make contact yesterday, but the snow was interfering rather badly.

Additonally, if anyone ever wishes to study about our dharma-- [Something in the background cuts her off.]

III - [Brady Lane, morning - Friday]

[GUESS WHO'S NEVER SHOVELED SNOW BEFORE, GUYS. She seems to think it's some sort of fun activity. Because she's outside of her house, shoveling away and singing some sort of Japanese folk song.]

Now, I don't get why I hear people complaining about this activity so much. It's very invigorating. Hi-ho...

IV - [Church - evening, Friday]

[GUESS WHO'S ALSO NEVER BEEN TO A PLACE LIKE THIS. Mayfield is full of ~*~wonders~*~, guys. So don't mind her if you see her there, flipping through the prayer books, gaping in awe at the stained glass windows and pews, and generally just skipping over the tiles on the floor like a giddy schoolgirl.]

My, my, Christian churches are so lovely for the eyes.
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
There are many from your world but how many of them are close to you I can't say.
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I can give a list, though I will have to see if there are any new additions as its that time right now.

Forgive me for not introducing myself, I am Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu.


[identity profile] 2011-12-10 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[hello not!mom, Kakine is going to greet you by stepping on your head while you're down.]

Depends on who you are and what you're doing here. I can show you some bad karma if you deserve it. Are you new here too, or is there something I should know about you? Don't fucking try to keep secrets about this place from me.
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
One moment.

[The sound of the receiver being put down can be heard and its several minutes before she comes back.]

Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet, Patchouli Knowledge, Sakuya Izayoi, Hong Meiling, Marisa Kirisame, Fujiwara no Mokou, the border youkai's shikigami Ran Yakumo, her shikigami Chen, Utsuho Reiuji, Rin Kaenbyou, and Yamame Kurodani.

[We'll pretend all those people who haven't introed yet are not in Mayfield at this time.]


[identity profile] 2011-12-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who shows up to greet her

With his gun.]

Oi, what the hell are you doing in my house?

[Sigh. Please don't say you woke up here...]

[identity profile] 2011-12-10 01:32 am (UTC)(link)

That's just fucking great.

[Not lowering his gun at all.]

I'm going to be forced to live with you from now on, then.

[identity profile] 2011-12-10 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't matter who you are, I prefer to be alone.
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
The largest majority is from the Scarlet Devil Mansion near Misty lake. The second largest is from underground which would be understandable. The shikigami are only notable because of their master, and Mouko is a recluse.

[identity profile] 2011-12-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)

For someone like me, it's fine. It's always been this way, anyway. Forcing me into close contact with people at this point is a nuisance.

[identity profile] 2011-12-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah, that never works.]

A wise decision.

Did anyone explain this shithole to you yet?
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
She is known to host events and other things. It's not really important to know everyone though, it would be unreasonable to know them all.

[identity profile] 2011-12-10 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
That fucker...!

[You just reminded him of Kakine's existence. Give him a minute to rage about it.]

Stay away from him. He's a worthless piece of shit.
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[personal profile] yamaxanadu 2011-12-10 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. There was no reason not to share that information.

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